fancy dress next Sunday? I'm going to wear a Santa hat with a RUFC badge attached. I'll be so easy to spot. If you see me come over and say, 'Hi'. I'll be sitting in the North Stand.
Sorry, guys. We've had a leak. That's correct. One of my so called mates has chosen to let the cat out of the bag. He has exposed my match day plans to others. I decided not to wear a Santa hat with badge at the 'Boro game after all. I was intending to wear a sombrero instead. This was to throw people off the scent. A man wearing a sombrero would blend into the background. So I thought. Well bang goes my camouflage. It's not clear who the culprit is at this point, CHESNEY! That sombrero cost me four euros from a car boot sale in Magaluf. Four flipping euros! What a waste! So, CHEZZA the game's up, matey.
UTM!
-- Edited by wotsisname on Saturday 4th of May 2019 10:42:06 PM