And no,  I've not taken leave of my senses or even lost the plot. Not that I was plotting anything in the first place.

I am quoting the words of a former football manager. A well known football manager who has never managed a team

further north than Birmingham.

The manager in question was a guest on Football on 5: Goal Rush.

If the easiest part of the game is the defending shouldn't we be giving that former manager a call?