Note to self. Must not play lone striker up front. This kind of tactic leads to nought. Taller striker required. Transfer window closes soon.

I've sent an email off to the Devon FA course facilitators marked urgent - to include the MB PL as one of the core modules, they might put a pre requisite on there that evidence is required of an argument with TTB before that part can be signed off. They will place particular focus on recognising rogue starts to the season ala Huddersfield and teach you how to benefit most from club public announcements, such as RUFC's recent article on purchasing the staff suits which is a blatant and admirable attempt to boost the atmosphere thus performances at a libraryesque NYS