Firstly, Smiler's indiscretion did breach the letter of the law but not the spirit-no penalty. Thank you Exeter your personal offer of sacrifice is not needed (im married).

Secondly, well done to Smilers Hatchet men in our Bonus Feature.

They triumphed 348-254- quite a thumping by the bottom half of the league. Is it the shape of things to come?

Other news...The most unpredicted results were Forest 3 V Reading 1; wolves 0 V Mk Dons 0 and Fulham 1 V PNE 1.

The most predicted result was Huddersfield 0 V Middlesbrough 2. 8 punters scored max points and everyone else 7.

Here are the results for week 18 of the greatest show on earth:

Worcester 61+10 rashes of Bacon and +10 Victoria Cross=81

Oneaday 59+10 Victoria cross=69

Nez 56+10 rashes of Bacon=66

GHF 50+10 rashes of Bacon =60

TLA 49+10 rashes of Bacon =59

S8 57

Smiler 47+10=57

Sickly Child 45+10 rashes of Bacon =55 (moved into Smiler's Hatchet men due to non appearance of 2 from Exeters Exiles)

Andy 40+10 rashes of Bacon =50

Unifier 42

Ian 40

MMM 29

Exeter 27

Congratulations to the Jekyl and Hyde character of Worcester Miller who once again comes from a poor qualification round to storm to first. Rumours of Drugs are wide of the mark.

Ian's 4 week return to the top suffers a spectacular fall.

Exeters up and down season (some call it inconsistency) continues to haunt him. A lack of youth development in the close season is an unfair criticism.

And unless I am very much Mistaken S8 looks set to top the charts for only the second time this year.