Andy, still looking for the Captain Longshaft but my vicar swears by this:
He reckons a few hours with this in his pipe and he's all set for a couple of these:
**Adults Only**
This is the photo which was never published. It's the Vapermatic Python, ridgeway. The contents are a closely guarded secret. People acted inappropriately after using this fiendish device. The Church will deny it ever existed. It caused all kinds of problems. Even the Longshaft's held its own back in the day. However, after the Python reared its ugly head the Establishment was hard pressed in trying to suppress it.