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ridgeway kid wrote:

Andy, I got sick of people peering in the bunker and saying I looked just like Winston Churchill so I've gone incognito.  What do you think?

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Master stroke you've pulled there, ridgeway. You've removed the hat and there's no cigar.
That's one helluva killer disguise!

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Andy Monium wrote:
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Andy, I got sick of people peering in the bunker and saying I looked just like Winston Churchill so I've gone incognito.  What do you think?

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Master stroke you've pulled there, ridgeway. You've removed the hat and there's no cigar.
That's one helluva killer disguise!


 Andy, on a different note I think I mentioned to you before that I'm involved in casting for the new blockbuster film Carry on Down the Drain.  With your rodding experience I naturally thought of you.  I showed your picture to our leading lady (no names but she will be as big one day as the great Hattie Jaques) and she was impressed with the size of your weapon.  Do you think she'd be able to handle it while riding on your chopper?



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What about the leading lady, ridgeway? Any clue to her ID would be welcome.

And what about the latest piece of kit below?

Guaranteed to unblock drains and passages.

I do hope the leading lady will be able to handle that during filming.


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Very impressive, Andy.  As to your leading lady I can't give names but here's a pic of her on the chopper of your stunt double heading off at high speed to foil a Chinese attack on the PM's plumbing.

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Andy, I don't want you to get the impression this is some low brow smutty movie.  We see your character - by the name of Willy Cox btw - as a debonair adventurer rather in the mould of Tony Randall in Hitler's SS,

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There's plenty of daredevil action for you to get your teeth into.

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Let me know what you think but I feel this could restart your career and take you back to the glory days of

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ridgeway kid wrote:

Very impressive, Andy.  As to your leading lady I can't give names but here's a pic of her on the chopper of your stunt double heading off at high speed to foil a Chinese attack on the PM's plumbing.

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Was this the young lady who starred in the film, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?
I'm sure I've seen her face before.
As for a stunt double. Not necessary, ridgeway.
I'm sure I can handle the action scenes particularly with such a beautiful woman.
I'm a hands on actor.

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'Andy, I don't want you to get the impression this is some low brow smutty movie. We see your character - by the name of Willy Cox btw - as a debonair adventurer rather in the mould of Tony Randall in Hitler's SS.'






A low brow movie might pull the punters in, ridgeway.




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'Andy, I don't want you to get the impression this is some low brow smutty movie. We see your character - by the name of Willy Cox btw - as a debonair adventurer rather in the mould of Tony Randall in Hitler's SS.'






A low brow movie might pull the punters in, ridgeway.




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 Fair point.

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Brilliant chaps

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ridgeway kid wrote:

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'Andy, I don't want you to get the impression this is some low brow smutty movie. We see your character - by the name of Willy Cox btw - as a debonair adventurer rather in the mould of Tony Randall in Hitler's SS.'






A low brow movie might pull the punters in, ridgeway.




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 Fair point.

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The reader looks a bit uptight and rigid, ridgeway. He ought to take up yoga.



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Andy, sound advice as always but too late I'm afraid.

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ridgeway kid wrote:

Andy, sound advice as always but too late I'm afraid.

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Must admit I'm a tad too late, ridgeway. He did look a bit stiff.

I think he should have tried Yoga on TV.




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-- Edited by Andy Monium on Friday 9th of October 2015 07:40:55 PM

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I may have spoken too soon.

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I may have spoken too soon.

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I may have spoken too soon.

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Ask not for whom the bells toll......


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I may have spoken too soon.

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Ask not for whom the bells toll......


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Mais oui, mon ami. C'est la même chose.

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I think I'm in love.

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Blimey, that's not what I meant by tying the knot.


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