Has our leader gone back to Jamaica for a holiday break and hoping to bump into their bob-sleigh team to get on free transfer?

As a member of the higher orders and respected fingers in pie merchant, i believe that you IBS know full well that the campaign is one which would challenge the twin towers and moon landing conspiracy theories.
Greg halford, employed by Mi5 throughout his career comes to rotherham, goes straight into the team (in any position ) and is immediately made captain.. we all know this is to keep an eye on the communist fundamentalists within the team namely JCH and of course smallwood., Given his inauspicious start SGT halford cant afford to conceive ground to the leftist revolutionaries and fearing the captaincy would slip away, he brilliantly instigates a campaign to remove himself as captain on social media knowing that no manager would or could bow to such pressure.
Indeed, the pressure is now on smallwood, who clearly trying to build a proletariat orthodox marxist dressing room has to be seen to support whoever the captain is. He will have to come out and show that support or reveal himself as the revolutionary and risk isolation.
The campaign strengthens halford position, permanently .. halford has raised the stakes, will smallwood fold or bluff it out.....