It was announced last night that after danny Boyle was seen at the Rotherham game that he is looking to re-make the classic Marx brothers comedy Horsefeathers. Unlike the original which is famous for a scene around a American college football game it will be based around Sheffield Uni and a local soccer game. The New York stadium will be used for the game and Steve Evans, eric Black, Paul raynor and Officer Dibble will play the Marx brothers coaching the team.
When asked Mr Boyle said "Having watched that game tonight I can't think of a better coaching team in the UK to play the part of the bumbling Groucho and his brothers"
At least the Marx brothers had talent. Our coaching staff remind me more of the Three Stooges. Crashbang (decent bloke btw) is now performing the role of the Dutch boy with his finger in the Dyke (Ooher!) on MM with plaintive posts about "Remember where we were 3 seasons ago." Sorry, but that won't wash.