League Table week 9 (complete)

As if following the known (or imagined) laws of the universe the league table starts its cycle of contraction after an expansive start that saw Exeter and Ian fly away to the outer reaches. Remarkable in just 3 short weeks, Exeter has seen 40 point lead disappear faster than a pie in steve evans Mouth. He now finds himself not only out of the Champions league places, but fighting to hold on to the europa league. Surely, there must be a reason that he is refusing to comment on his decline. why is he refusing to set the record straight?. We all saw his press release that seemed to indicate neither himself nor anyone else was to 'blame' but his fans are far from happy and demand the truth. After all its the fans that pay is wages.

Oneaday, has taken advantage of Exeters silence on his 'personal issues' and S8 miller and Unifier are threatening to add shame to injury. surely, no man can bear the sudden decent that Exeter is enduring. Time will tell.

Mid table is close and Tony K could find himself in a Europa league spot come week 10.

Worcester continues his miserable run despite having access to the the wisdom of the current leader. Only a stubborn but admirable character could account for this failure to learn nearly a quater of the way in to the season.

Ian continues to shun the media and some say this wont endear him to fans and the wider public. The one quote we could find from 57 years ago might shed some light on his predisposition to preferring the shadows.

' I dont know what happend but I heard a sound and then the bright light overwhelmed me. I woke up in a strange place that had screens all around. The screens had numbers and names but I coudnt make them out clearly. There was a sharp ***** and I dont remember anything else until I regained consciousness 3 years later; I find myself where I am. some say I must have done it myself but there is no proff of that. Others like to think I am an undeserving case and suggest I am a puppet of some higher power or corporate monkey. They can think what they like. All I know is these are mine and they love me for what I am, not what I was or might be. Why do people find that so hard to accept?

The unexplained universe volume 35, artical 110293bv. November 1958

Spare a thought for PIDG. Remaining just adrift of the peloton but working ever so hard to get back in touch he continues to train hard but rumours of laughs with the ladies and late nights in central London continue to impact on his genius. I know several seasoned journalists who think its a matter of time before he captures Worcester and one London based paper has tipped PIDG to come charging up the table when he connects his natural talent to the harsh environment of the league and completes the circuit and explodes into the top half. However, he must surely start to pay heed to the advice, otherwise he might find the terminals permanently short-circuited.

-- Edited by ian on Saturday 3rd of October 2015 12:28:21 PM

ian wrote:

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Millmoormagic wrote:

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Top = Ian   (it's a fix, look at last season's results...)

Bottom = Pidg..

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 Couldn't find it MMM,  but I'm assuming the table looks familiar. Remember Liverpool in the 70s and man u in the 90s-2ks. 

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 Ian's 3 match spell at the dizzy summit is ended by S8. The pressure gets to all of us and now its S8'S turn.

Jumping 2 places S8 makes a worthy leader coming on the back of an excellent run of form rather than the misfortunes of others.

Spare a thought for that lovable rogue Tony. His head must be sore tonight after falling 3 places.

Unifier, Exeter, Millmoormagic will all be enjoying a cup of tea after a step up one place.

Ian, is down...1 place.

TLA , (despite an excellent showing tonight remains transfixed in 12th and Andy (doing unexpectedly well this season) remains in 5th. Worcester, sickly, towd codger, and glass half full all remain static but full of potential energy. oneaday (no one knows of what) remains in the chasing pack despite a dismal showing.

The table wont be settled for long as we head into a very busy period indeed.

Hold your hats on, buckle up and shout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!