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 Ian's 3 match spell at the dizzy summit is ended by S8. The pressure gets to all of us and now its S8'S turn.

Jumping 2 places S8 makes a worthy leader coming on the back of an excellent run of form rather than the misfortunes of others.

Spare a thought for that lovable rogue Tony. His head must be sore tonight after falling 3 places.

Unifier, Exeter, Millmoormagic will all be enjoying a cup of tea after a step up one place.

Ian, is down...1 place.

TLA , (despite an excellent showing tonight remains transfixed in 12th and Andy (doing unexpectedly well this season) remains in 5th. Worcester, sickly, towd codger, and glass half full all remain static but full of potential energy. oneaday (no one knows of what) remains in the chasing pack despite a dismal showing.

The table wont be settled for long as we head into a very busy period indeed.

Hold your hats on, buckle up and shout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1S8Miller112039470489
2ian1118385410488
3Exeter1022324510480
4Oneaday112129490453
5Andy M1112395719448
6Unifier111241610447
7MMM111634570444
8GlassHF1114316310431
9Tony K1014326010430
10T/C1115305420428
11Sickly111138580416
12TLA1113305329415
13Worcester1110306110382
14PIDG7729370289
15Fliker1246052
16Heman1226042
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-- Edited by ian on Sunday 18th of October 2015 07:44:07 PM





Amen to that.

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 Exeter storms poll position as S8 stalls at the start.

Yes Folks! Ex is back. After just 2 weeks off the front Grid, Ex greases his axles and steams ahead to victory.

S8, will be bitterly disappointed after his new engine blew up shortly after the first corner.

Ian continues to lap steadily but has lost some down force.

Towd codger continues to make ground on the bigger teams with his new 'force pension' super charged 4.5 L unrestricted mobster mower.

Nez makes a splash on his first qualifying session

TLA misjudges another pit stop and crashes on the slip entry.

GHF attempts an impossible maneuver and takes out his team mate.

sickly gets it all wrong as he skids round on his bare slicks in 110%

MMM just isnt happy driving for Ferrari and desperately needs a move to williams

Unifier makes some improvement in testing in Indianapolis

Worcester is forced to retire after a bust up with his super model wife causes him flatulence on lap 9

 

1Exeter1123365123535
2ian1219426110532
3Oneaday1222345613515
4S8Miller122042520514
5Unifier121544650500
6Andy M1213436319490
7MMM121639640483
8T/C1217345820476
9GlassHF1214356910463
10Sickly121241630451
11TLA1213335929442
12Tony K1014326010430
13Worcester1210346910418
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez12461365
16Fliker1246052
17Heman1226042
        




-- Edited by ian on Monday 26th of October 2015 09:31:16 PM

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 This weeks show biz news...

Worcester dumps his pregnant girlfriend and star of rom-com, whos baby is it anyway! And leaps to 10th.

Ian, and S8 take advantage of Exeters and Oneadays secret weekend by lake Tahoe that has tongues literately wagging in LA.

MMM, comes out of retirement and makes his first Buddy film in 20 years to take a golden globe for best death scene in the has-been category.

Tony, loses in contract with Fox entertainment due to his on-going issues and is unceremoniously dropped from his highly rated doc-umentary series, 'How Women prospered in/on an/the page/age of Men'. He plans to sue but his wife Margaret has been in secret talks with the National examiner and plans her own mini doc-u-drama, 'Tony makes it glow in the dark'-a secret life of dark examinations and wild metaphor's' in tribute to the vastly experienced and lamented reporter..

Andy, has been visiting Roman Polanski and swapping photos and memories to celebrate his flight from extradition. 

GHFs box office appeal wanes in light of side-kicks TLAs rise to prominence. Rumours abound that next seasons finale of 'me and my Dad'; an ailing study of life under siege,  will feature the enigmatic TLA in her own star role.

Finally, Unifier and Sickly child have launched their own independent label that will champion the alternative side of corporate Americas power vacuum. 'Losers have feelings' and 'How to lose and win at the same time'-a cautionary tale for a long but miserable life, will air in Botswana in February 2017.

 

 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1321456810581
2S8Miller132246580566
3Exeter1123365123535
4MMM131843690533
5Unifier131547720529
6Andy M1314466719523
7T/C1319376320521
8Oneaday1222345613515
9Sickly131543700505
10Worcester1311407920488
11GlassHF1314377510485
12TLA1314376429482
13Tony K1115366610472
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez12461365
16Fliker1246052
16Heman1226042
        



-- Edited by ian on Friday 30th of October 2015 10:33:16 PM



-- Edited by ian on Friday 30th of October 2015 10:40:42 PM

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'Andy, has been visiting Roman Polanski and swapping photos and memories to celebrate his flight from extradition. '

Ha, Ha. You know me so well, ian.
I'm now a reformed character. Dontcha know?



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 Perhaps the highest average score the league has seen this week. Practice? Luck?

I once read that to be an expert in any discipline one needs to put in 10,000 hours.

Does this mean those at the top are older?

Perhaps they have more experience with Logic?

Perhaps they are students of the Saturday sports result...West ham 1...AFC Bournemouth 1; east fife 5...forfar Atheltic 4...

So, here is a tip for those wanting to improve there results. Buy the 1972-20014 sports almanac and sitting up in bed, chant the results out page by page for at least 30 minutes each night. You will thank me.

 

 

 

 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1422517110627
2S8Miller142351620609
3Exeter1226395633600
4MMM1420467220594
5Andy M1415527329585
6Oneaday1325396013578
7Sickly141749750565
8Unifier141649780561
9GlassHF1415438120547
10Worcester1413438330541
11Tony K1218396820531
12TLA1415426929527
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez2381023113
16Fliker1246052
16Heman1226042
        


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A good week for me :)

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yes, very good.
I note that you and some of the other stragglers have been picking up and chasing down the elite

I think the power structure is changing.

Its a revolution!

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Its Evolution Ian, we learn from our mistakes

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Ian hangs on by a thread for the 3rd week in a row as S8 and Exeter lead the chasing pack.

 

Yes Folks! Just a goal either side separates 1st from 3rd.

The gaps all over the leagues are closing as we head into what promises to be a winter to remember.

Who will keep the chills away and who will head south for some inspiration.

 

congratulations to Smiler for becoming our newest believer and choosing to undergo our initiation to prove his worthiness.

He may only be in as a novice but what discoveries and personal power await him as his progression to level 7 becomes assured along with is generous donations.

 

Oneaday up 1

Unifier up 1

Worcester up 1

Sickly down 1

Andy down 1

 

Here is week 15s standings of the second and most illustrious Prediction league on any fans forum



 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal 
1ian1523547910668 
2S8Miller152555700665 
3Exeter1326456643660 
4MMM1520528330656 
5Oneaday1427446513633 
6Andy M1516558029624 
7Unifier1516558610617 
8Sickly151755800605 
9Worcester1514499330601 
10GlassHF1516488820596 
11Tony K1319447630592 
12TLA1515497729578 
13T/C1319376320521 
14PIDG8932430336 
15Nez33151923166 
16Fliker1246052 
17Heman1226042 
18smiler1138041 
         
         


-- Edited by ian on Tuesday 10th of November 2015 01:36:01 AM

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could have been worse useless with bonus points.

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Yes, I'm pretty bad too on that score.

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 With just one game to add to week 16 (Middlesbrough V QPR), here is the table as it stands

Firstly, Congratulations to smiler. Last week saw him stranded at the bottom, but now, he is cosy 4 places safe of the dreaded trap door. However, with the FA about to put out a final warning to Flicker and Heman for unfulfilled fixtures things could change dramatically.

Welcome to everyone's favourite Kid, Mr Ridgeway. Ive had many letters in my post bag this week and all of them bar one has been complimentary of The Kids entry into the world famous Millers Banter Prediction League. All I will say is that he should be afforded the same opportunity as everyone else.

Uppers and Downers.

well done to Millmoor Magic who at last has risen to the dizzy heights of last seasons promise. If he can keep his focus on his own game he might actually be there or thereabouts at the end of the season.

Equal whoops of joy go to the Glass half full clan who both had significant gains this week.

The tablets this week are being downed by Exeter whose self inflated promotion has taken a severe dent with a miserable outing at Gigg lane on a wet and cold and unsexy Thursday night clash, which saw him pick up a hamstring injury and 2 red cards. Can he recover in time for Saturdays crucial games?

S8 must be licking his wounds too. Charging up the table recently and looking like he might make his second appearance at the top of the championship , he instead was let down by some very poor defending and little threat up front-A miserable combination, I am sure you will agree. Still, form is temporary... Will S8 prove Paddy power wrong who have suddenly given him odds on for a a bottom half finish. What on earth do they know?

Keep going all. The fat lady is there to inspire you to excellence.

 

 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1623618320721
2MMM1621558540695
3S8Miller162557750685
4Exeter1426487043683
5Oneaday1528477123680
6Andy M1616588039649
7GlassHF1617539230649
8Sickly1617598210639
9Unifier1616588810636
10Tony K1420497730629
11TLA1616538039624
12Worcester1614519830621
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez43182423191
16smiler22411062
17Fliker1246052
18Heman1226042
19The Kid1035025
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-- Edited by ian on Saturday 14th of November 2015 10:41:07 PM



-- Edited by ian on Sunday 15th of November 2015 08:42:38 AM

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 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1623618420723
2MMM1621568640702
3S8Miller162558760692
4Exeter1426497143690
5Oneaday1528487123685
6Andy M1616598139656
7GlassHF1617549230654
8Sickly1617608210644
9Unifier1617588810646
10Tony K1420507730634
11TLA1616548039629
12Worcester1614529830626
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez43192523198
16smiler22512069
17Fliker1246052
18Heman1226042
19The Kid1045030
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updated after; Middlesbrough 1 V QPR 0

 

p.s. Yes, Ive just noticed Unifier should be just ahead of sickly. I ll amend on next table update Unifier. For tonight just write I am in 8th place in beautiful technicolour on A4 paper and stick it above your bed. you will have sweet dreams.

Maybe tomoz, with just 10 points btw you and Andy in 6th place...?



-- Edited by ian on Friday 20th of November 2015 10:07:58 PM

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 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1623618420723
2MMM1621568640702
3S8Miller162558760692
4Exeter1426497143690
5Oneaday1528487123685
6Andy M1616598139656
7GlassHF1617549230654
8Sickly1617608210644
9Unifier1617588810646
10Tony K1420507730634
11TLA1616548039629
12Worcester1614529830626
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez43192523198
16smiler22512069
17Fliker1246052
18Heman1226042
19The Kid1045030
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updated after; Middlesbrough 1 V QPR 0

 

p.s. Yes, Ive just noticed Unifier should be just ahead of sickly. I ll amend on next table update Unifier. For tonight just write I am in 8th place in beautiful technicolour on A4 paper and stick it above your bed. you will have sweet dreams.

Maybe tomoz, with just 10 points btw you and Andy in 6th place...?



-- Edited by ian on Friday 20th of November 2015 10:07:58 PM


  what the Hell. My conscious could not rest. No need for the A4 now sir.

 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1623618420723
2MMM1621568640702
3S8Miller162558760692
4Exeter1426497143690
5Oneaday1528487123685
6Andy M1616598139656
7GlassHF1617549230654
8Unifier1617588810646
9Sickly1617608210644
10Tony K1420507730634
11TLA1616548039629
12Worcester1614529830626
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez43192523198
16smiler22512069
17Fliker1246052
18Heman1226042
19The Kid1045030
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More ups and downs than a yo-yo at a yo-yo convention in Soho.

Thats the quote from Andy Monium this week as he plummeted down the league only to see several players whirl past him in a fountain of sequins and lights.

Special Stringy mention goes to The Kid, AKA Ridge-way and Millmoor Magic. The former for his incredible feat of 5 spot on the erogenous zone x's, and the latter for his precise calculations in suggesting 22 men would simultaneously come to halt 235 times with just the touching of a referees lips on cold hard steel.

Uppers and Downers:

having a good time last weekend were party animals; all smiles for smiler, Bonding paying off for unifier, TLA's investments in Stringfellows and Onedays new book 'oneaday is not enough love for a happy marriage' shooting to the top of the best sellers.

At the GP'S this week for some Valium were: Exeter, GHF, Andy and Tony.

Ian remains on top but far from Perky after another average performance. Millmoor Magic is up close behind him after leaping over S8 which is making cosy but theres bound to be a fall out soon, said the little one.

Here is week 17s Millers Banter prediction league table; minus the friday result...between Hull and Derby.

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 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1724649130772
2MMM1723589360766
3Oneaday1632497738757
4S8Miller1726647820756
5Exeter1527537663750
6Unifier1720629510710
7Sickly1717648725689
8TLA1718578554689
9GlassHF1717569740684
10Andy M1717598539674
11Worcester17145510530655
12Tony K1520508130642
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez53193023208
16smiler3282120122
17The Kid256710104
18Fliker1246052
19Heman1226042
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 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1ian1724649130772
2MMM1723589360766
3Oneaday1632497738757
4S8Miller1726647820756
5Exeter1527537663750
6Unifier1720629510710
7Sickly1717648725689
8TLA1718578554689
9GlassHF1717569840684
10Andy M1717598539674
11Worcester17145510530655
12Tony K1520508130642
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez53193023208
16smiler3282120122
17The Kid256710104
18Fliker1246052
19Heman1226042
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updated after Friday Nights game between Hull 0 v Derby 2,

 

2 points for GHF

2 points for smiler

 

1ian1724649130772
2MMM1723589360766
3Oneaday1632497738757
4S8Miller1726647820756
5Exeter1527537663750
6Unifier1720629510710
7Sickly1717648725689
8TLA1718578554689
9GlassHF1717569840686
10Andy M1717598539674
11Worcester17145510530655
12Tony K1520508130642
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez53193023208
16smiler3282220124
17The Kid256710104
18Fliker1246052
19Heman1226042
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 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1Oneaday1734548448826
2S8Miller1827718420813
3ian1826669630812
4MMM18245910060795
5Exeter1627568263777
6Unifier18206810110752
7TLA1820609264748
8GlassHF18196010350746
9Sickly1819679235744
10Worcester18166011350736
11Andy M1818639049724
12Tony K1520508130642
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez65233833274
16smiler44112830181
17The Kid256710104
18Fliker1246052
19Heman1226042
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Congratulations to Oneaday who spends his first night in the Paris Hilton surrounded by Beautiful Women and Champagne. Lets hope he can keep his feet on the ground and head up. Anything less would be undignified.



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Remarkably the top 3 didnt score any Bonus points this week and with the hefty reward of 20 tickles on offer there have been some significant laughs further down the league.

It was also a fairly Bargain basement rush in the league proper with just 41 being enough to be top fixture predictor with Exeter and Sickly in a 3 legged race.

We had another league first with no one getting any points on the fixture between Burnley and Preston-is it time to reevaluate Burnelys part in your strategic thinking?

Well done to Oneaday who just holds on to his short and nasties  for another week of pain.

 

 

1Oneaday1834578748847
2ian19267110030845
3MMM19256210275839
4Exeter1728618583838
5S8Miller1928728520830
6Unifier19217210420798
7Sickly1920729545795
8TLA1920659479792
9GlassHF19206310560785
10Worcester19166411665777
11Andy M1819679364775
12Tony K1520508130642
13T/C1319376320521
14PIDG8932430336
15Nez75244133285
16smiler55123050220
17The Kid256710104
18Fliker1246052
19Heman1226042
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Oneaday hangs on...again!

Nez, makes a heroic charge.

Sickly's recent form continues

Smiler gains ground on the masses.

Andy and Worcester trade places

TLA and GHF take a round each while the corners pull out all the stops

MMM , Unifier,  Ian and S8 tread water as their dominance becomes a thing of the past.

 

 N.B. Please see next post following. I have added Oneady's Bonus of 10 from our week 10 feature, but await your counsel on anymore bonus points.

 NamePlayed10 Points5 Points2 PointsBonus PointsTotal
1Oneaday1934619458891
2ian20267610530880
3MMM20256510775864
4S8Miller2030738720859
5Unifier20237510720839
6Exeter1728618583838
7TLA2021719779838
8Sickly20217610145837
9GlassHF20216811060830
10Andy M1920729564814
11Worcester20186611965813
12Tony K1520508130642
13T/C1319376320521
14Nez810274433356
15PIDG8932430336
16smiler66183850276
17The Kid256710104
18Fliker1246052
19Heman1226042
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-- Edited by ian on Sunday 13th of December 2015 09:48:41 PM



-- Edited by ian on Sunday 13th of December 2015 09:50:31 PM

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