To get more people posting on here how about offering a monthly prize for the best post in each category? I'm sure lots of people would be interested in, say, a free sex-change operation at Kempo's clinic or a seat at Andy's next seance. I know I would.
What about a free week in a bed and breakfast establishment?......Anybody know a decent one?
I can fit you and Zil in anytime. You can even bring Smallpoor, Canklow Wayne, Will Ritson and all the rest of the Canklow Kid's old gang at no extra charge.
Or free accommodation for a weekend in NZ. Flights not included.
A retired mate of mine and his missus are taking the "holiday of a lifetime" - THREE MONTHS in NZ!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like hell to me. Give me a week in Kempo's Skegness caravan any day.
Never been to Skegness as remarkable as that may sound.
Family holidays were always in Bridlington.
I do not own a caravan and am not a fan.
Could always put you up in my summerhouse wen...oops sorry ridgeway
Thanks but I don't do holidays. Far too busy. Haven't had one in 20 years. If I have any free time I spend it doing research at the British library or National Archives. But the offer is appreciated, Way- oops, I mean Kempo.
