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How my motivational psychology skills secured Millers survival

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This site is supposed to be the intellectual millers supporters site. I have to say I have not seem much evidence of that but there are one or two posters on here, who are now realising how my posts have paved the way for championship football next season.

First, when we were getting a bit sloppy, I predicted that Wigan would catch us. As I know Evo and the team read this site, I knew this would fire them up. We then went on a good run to keep Wigan at bay.

Next, when everyone on here was slitting their wrists and being hysterical about the possible 3 point deduction, I chilled everyone out with my promise that we would not get points deducted. This provoked a superb response at Fulham and took the anxiety out of the performance and the whole set up at RUFC and we clinched a crucial point as a result.

Next, I  recently detected a sense of complacency about the team on the training ground and among supporters in the town, who thought that  beating Reading was nailed on. Sensing that the lads need to be wound up a bit more to beat Reading, I posted on this site that we would not be home and dry after the Reading game. Never mind the Lee Gregory quote, my words were pinned up in the dressing room, to motivate the players. Last night they ran their blood to water ( note Derbyshire's superhuman effort to reach the ball for the first goal) and Reading were dispatched.

So there is my  conclusive evidence for helping the cause. Players, management and the intelligent fans have thanked me for my efforts. It's only a shame that I have to come on here and make things crystal for those who are not the cleverest.

 

I watch the team on a regular basis and have inside knowledge at the club.

 

As from now all my predictions and tips will be straight down the line. No mind games or psychology. What I tell you will come true.

 

Here's my first tip. £20 to charity if it doesn't come true.

 

Craig Morgan is leaving.

 

He is going to _ _ _ _ _ _

who are managed by _ _ _ _       _ _ _ _ _ _

 

P.s Am I the most exciting thing that has happened to this site?

 



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Delusional.

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Thank god you came along burglar. Now you've explained your psychological approach I can see that we would have been lost without you. You now have several weeks to plan next seasons approach. I do apologise for not understanding your reverse psychology I am obviously one who just didn't understand and was in need of you explanation. I will however try harder in the future and look at the deeper meaning in your posts and not just think they are a load of rolloxs. Once again thank you from the players, staff and all supporters.

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Fliker wrote:

Thank god you came along burglar. Now you've explained your psychological approach I can see that we would have been lost without you. You now have several weeks to plan next seasons approach. I do apologise for not understanding your reverse psychology I am obviously one who just didn't understand and was in need of you explanation. I will however try harder in the future and look at the deeper meaning in your posts and not just think they are a load of rolloxs. Once again thank you from the players, staff and all supporters.


 

You are welcome mate.

 

By the way Morgan is leaving.

 

He is going to _ _ _ _ _

 

Who are managed by _ _ _ _     _ _ _ _ _ _



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Burglar The Third is no longer the number one on this site for inside information. He is now the number two.

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Problem with people like this is that sooner or later they will make a correct prediction and all of a sudden claim magical powers or inside occult knowledge. When in reality they are just spouting pap.

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The_Third_ Burglar wrote:

This site is supposed to be the intellectual millers supporters site. I have to say I have not seem much evidence of that but there are one or two posters on here, who are now realising how my posts have paved the way for championship football next season.

First, when we were getting a bit sloppy, I predicted that Wigan would catch us. As I know Evo and the team read this site, I knew this would fire them up. We then went on a good run to keep Wigan at bay.

Next, when everyone on here was slitting their wrists and being hysterical about the possible 3 point deduction, I chilled everyone out with my promise that we would not get points deducted. This provoked a superb response at Fulham and took the anxiety out of the performance and the whole set up at RUFC and we clinched a crucial point as a result.

Next, I  recently detected a sense of complacency about the team on the training ground and among supporters in the town, who thought that  beating Reading was nailed on. Sensing that the lads need to be wound up a bit more to beat Reading, I posted on this site that we would not be home and dry after the Reading game. Never mind the Lee Gregory quote, my words were pinned up in the dressing room, to motivate the players. Last night they ran their blood to water ( note Derbyshire's superhuman effort to reach the ball for the first goal) and Reading were dispatched.

So there is my  conclusive evidence for helping the cause. Players, management and the intelligent fans have thanked me for my efforts. It's only a shame that I have to come on here and make things crystal for those who are not the cleverest.

 

I watch the team on a regular basis and have inside knowledge at the club.

 

As from now all my predictions and tips will be straight down the line. No mind games or psychology. What I tell you will come true.

 

Here's my first tip. £20 to charity if it doesn't come true.

 

Craig Morgan is leaving.

 

He is going to _ _ _ _ _ _

who are managed by _ _ _ _       _ _ _ _ _ _

 

P.s Am I the most exciting thing that has happened to this site?

 


 Is there a 'w' in any of the words?



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Please please ban this delusional ****er from this site. He is not remotely funny, he is not remotely clever, he is just someone who is really in need of psychiatric help. Please remove him before he infects the rest of us with his delusions.

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Don't ban him, he is part of our civic duty and needs empathy and understanding. Like having a gimp.

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Sorry Sickly, I must be going mad I now feel empathy and understanding for Third Burglar. Oh no they have just arrived to fit my straight jacket. Oh well as long as it's red and white.

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He is clearly a sandwich short of a picnic but wrong to pick on the afflicted. Mind you much more and I will probably be joining you in the funny farm. Because we are safe I am feeling all tolerant and all, if we had lost I would probably be sharpening my pitchfork.

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