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football supporters are notoriously superstitious and I'm no different. I'm missing my third game of the season Tuesday night due to the fixture change.  Here is my dilema, I have two season tickets for the platinum lounge and have given them to my sons on the two previous occasions which we have lost 5-1 and 4-0. I have paid too much for them not to be used so what do I do

A let them have them and hope for the best

B give them someone else and risk a family feud

c cancel my holiday and take the wrath of my wife

any other suggestions appreciated.



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d - get the priest in, get him to bless the tickets, rub them with a 3 leaf clover and go on holiday with peace of mind

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go

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f) Tomorrow morning tell your wife that a large white rabbit called Harvey wants you to go to the match. This may change the way people look at you for quite some time. But the upside is that there will be no family feud and your wife may go on holiday without you.

But, hey you get to go to the match with a rabbit.





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Have you tried the old underpants on the head and 2 pencils up the nose trick fella?



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Thanks all. I've been recomended a priest who is good with kids. Got them to kidnap next doors rabbit and take him to the game wearing my lucky pants with pencils up their nose. Should do the trick

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I have tried wearing the same shirts, getting dressed differently, tossing a coin at half time when we are losing, the lot.

Bottom line is that if your team is rhubarb they will lose. The solution is simple. Make the kids pay a pound each for the tickets and you have bought some luck instead of giving in.

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This is true - I kid you not. Sometimes my lad sits on my left hand side of me - result? - we play utterly bab. If we realise by half time, we play better. Worked at Wolves, Cardiff, Brighton, Wembley, to name a few

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Cancel the holiday and go to the game.

Tell Mrs Fliker that you expect your supper to be on the table when you return from the game.

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Tonight take the tickets and place them in a metal container with sage and bay leaf. dig a hole in earth 10 inches by 6.

Recite the following as you pat the earth down while sprinkling boiling water on the top.

I'm not here
But someone else is.
my boys aren't at fault
But someone else is
The unluck I feel is down in earth now
with this leaf and water I gibberish
When you come forth
transformed into words not my own
the l unlucky fault is revealed
We may not win but I will not fail.

Dig up tickets and container. Leave leafs in ground.

Go back in and drink a cup of tea and relax.

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Tryed it kempo. Presently in a&e

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I wear the same undercrackers since the Auto Windscreens Win at wembleeeee! smile



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Well I've missed two games and we've conceded 8 goals. This means in the four games ive been away for we have concede 17 goals. Lump your money on Watford, im not home until Wednesday.

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Get an earlier flight

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That's an instruction, by the way, not a request!! winkwink



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