In the last chapter our hero had left his old haunts to seek a new life in Banterland. Now he returns only to find the Shire has been taken over by a bunch of ex-pats aided and abetted by a few mental pygmies.
On arriving Captain K is barred entry by the Perigord Kid who reads out a list of trumped up charges; 'unwanted advertising, spamming, not keeping threads on topic and being a complete dick. Me and Cam rule here now, pal and if you don't like it I'll set my pygmies on you.' On cue the first dwarf arrives, pea-brain gramiller1959. 'Whose gone? I ain't missed no one and now I can just talk to myself without being ridiculed by clever people as a complete dimwit.' 'You tell him, gram,' chimes in gm-gm who in 10 years has only posted variants of 'I think the Tories are great.' 'Him and his mate Zilzal were too clever by half.' The only mystery in all this is why Geetarman has not appeared to have a pop.
Good post so you cannot be crashbang...maybe my old mate zilzal..totally confused but anyway...a good description of my visits to millersmad and note Ive managed to attract a few new members...well done me...oh!..just remembered the self praise saying.
Quite a funny post ridgeway for those of us who know the characters and very true!
Zilzal my rrse! My only visit to East Dene would be in a Lancaster bomber. I just thought the attack on you was so OTT, so predictable and so pathetic that a response was required. Is crashbang on here? I shall have to watch for the rioja and e-cigs!
