That's true, but I'd hardly say the players are adapting "extremely well" at the moment. I'm sure it'll come good eventually and hopefully in time enough for us to stay up.
10.30 a.m. inspection carried out by referee. Sun breaks out at 10.45 a.m. Groundsman decides to start taking pitch covers off at 11.00 a.m. despite wind chill factor being minus 5 degrees centigrade. Second inspection to be carried out at 12 noon. Referee returns to ground. He is unable to push his key into pitch. The pitch surface is rock hard. Match is postponed. The referee goes home.
But the Millers and Blackpool players are taken down to the beach by their respective managers. There is a truce between both teams. They have decided to have a kickabout on the sands watched by some bewildered fans stood on the seafront choking on their fish, chips and cappucinos.
The teams play for one hour as the tide decides to turn. The game comes to a close. For anyone who is still reading this fantasy you may want to know the final score. Go on I'll make one up. How about a draw?
