Cant be bothered to read it to be honest.

If Warne(s) feels sick, I can assure him that most of us felt a tad flatulent after the trip to Poland and I was rather bilious after the Morecombe debacle. By the Barnsley trouncing even the most ardent of us went down with Dehli Belly and at the close of the much anticipated January window I think it would be fair to say we were all awash with double incontinence. Word has it, rampant diarrhoea and bile fused vomiting is the current ailment amongst the vast majority of Millers, with only TTB getting off lightly with a touch of acid reflux. Gaviscon anyone ?

Wheres Dr Kempo when we need him

He was being paid to watch it; most of us suffered it and paid for the experience - I'm actually sick of hearing from him.