I saw the stewards counting on the turn styles and there was this 5 year old kid whose dad had just got in and I heard this large chap from inside shout " dont let that little ****** in". The dad was really upset but the stewards werent having any of it. The dad obviously went out to console his son. One of the stewards said. " now wot we gunna do"? Then I saw this female steward open a red box and inside were alpha numerical knobs and switches. She punched and flicked and I saw the numbers whirl around like in a 50s scifi movie...when they stopped it landed on 9,999...she smiled and then pushed a big green button and it clicked round to 10.000. Sorted she said and laughed the most hideous shorty laugh Ive ever heard...and just as she turned she eyed the kid and his dad crying outside. She got on her radio and said " plan 9 step4, no not that , close the ******* doors and someone get that kids name and address...we will have to visit em tonight"...more evil grinning . I followed her inside the stadium and another senior steward stopped her and spoke to her. She didnt reply just gave the cut-throat sign and spat on the ground as she walked away.

Exeter is spot on. we have absolutely no idea whats going on sometimes.