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Sad to see a once great medium reduced to this.

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I tried to explain Andy's pain to my better half but women just don't get it.

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Anyway, Andy, Nil Desperandum.  Get yourself down to the Vapers Club.  Those nuns are hottttttttttttttttttt for the old Longshaft.

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I thought me and the lads had cracked it for the old pork rosary but they blew us out.  Reckoned we were dummies.no

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Andy, while you're on can I take advantage of your sartorial expertise?  I'm opening an ebay fashion shop called The Aspiring Immigrant which will seek to offer a classic British look to the Chinese, Russian and Arab investors who now own the country.  What do you reckon?

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Those were the days, ridgeway.

Teamwork eh? All the men putting in a shift.

They even got dressed up for the job in hand.

They certainly knew how to shovel it up.


 Andy, indeed those were the days my friend.  I thought they'd never end and we'd sing and dance forever and a day.  Begorrah.

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I'm liking the avatar, ridgeway.

Isn't that the late great Jimmy 'Buster' Edwards, the one time teacher and Great Train Robber?

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I'm liking the avatar, ridgeway.

Isn't that the late great Jimmy 'Buster' Edwards, the one time teacher and Great Train Robber?


 It is indeed - in a scene from the great series "Whacko!" (couldn't make it today, I fear).  He was definitely stitched up for the GTR though.



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Now then, ridgeway are you related to Brian Inglis by any chance?


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Now then, ridgeway are you related to Brian Inglis by any chance?


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 I'm impressed.  Here's me sharing a joke with Brian's wife and mom.

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ridgeway kid wrote:

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Now then, ridgeway are you related to Brian Inglis by any chance?


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 I'm impressed.  Here's me sharing a joke with Brian's wife and mom.

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Brian's wife looks visibly shocked.

It looks as though you've just recited the limerick about the man from Leeds.



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Andy Monium wrote:
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Andy Monium wrote:

Now then, ridgeway are you related to Brian Inglis by any chance?


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 I'm impressed.  Here's me sharing a joke with Brian's wife and mom.

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Brian's wife looks visibly shocked.

It looks as though you've just recited the limerick about the man from Leeds.


 No, Andy, I've just shown them what's under my hat.



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Andy Monium wrote:

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Now then, ridgeway are you related to Brian Inglis by any chance?


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 I'm impressed.  Here's me sharing a joke with Brian's wife and mom.

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Brian's wife looks visibly shocked.

It looks as though you've just recited the limerick about the man from Leeds.







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All our tomorrows.  Great series by the BBC.

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