ian wrote:

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My God. You have succesful mixed all the metaphors and similes in one short and small post.

Not only could this be on the sports page.
Not only could this be off topic.
Not only is he wearing an Arsenal strip-at least, it's not a millers shirt.
Not only is he small.
Not only is he young.
Not only have you traversed the issue of local.
Not only is the young chap 'offering the ball' instead of kicking it away.

It's a powerful post Mr Kid.

See, even your pseudonym...brilliant.

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 Thanks, Ian.  I should have known an eagle eye like your good self would spot the shirt.