I am older than Hayley's comet, but today I was invited to play Foot golf (never heard of it)

But up near Donny I turned up, in my shoes and jeans.

The young un's turned up in shorts trainers Blah blah blah etc.

I thought about 9 holes, but no 18 fekers some 150+ yards 4 par.

2 hours to get round , 8 squid pp. Good Sunday work out.

Brill.

P.S as far as The Millers are going, Chill out Dudes, long way to go yet.

Life is too short to get stressed.