Well done IBS for joining and thus restoring The Triumvirate of old. Kempo has of course resumed his role as Gaius Julius Caesar but I'm sure you and I will sort out our subordinate roles quite amicably.
Incidentally, did Kempo question your veracity and very existence during enrolment? He did mine. The other chaps welcomed me most cordially but Kempo seemed to be entertaining certain doubts. Surely he doesn't expect a gag per post...or perhaps he does.
I've also noticed we have a Third Burglar on here. Does that mean we're going to need The Third Policeman?
I've just noticed that if you inflate 6 footballs then you go from ball boy straight into the youth team. Bags I take the first penalty. Not that the first team are ever given any. Ah the joys of youth...