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ridgeway kid
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I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps an asteroid strike or similar might be a good idea.  The human race is growing increasingly odd.  The owner of this website is planning to marry her dog after losing her "husband" of 16 years, a frigging cat!  I kid you not.

http://www.marryyourpet.com/



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A pet doesn't care that you're ugly as hell and have no personality, people need one or both. Those 'people' have for some reason usually down to rejection issues from childhood or most likely a cheating spouse / divorce, given up on humanity. I'd say they were mentally unstable

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Exetermiller wrote:

A pet doesn't care that you're ugly as hell and have no personality, people need one or both. Those 'people' have for some reason usually down to rejection issues from childhood or most likely a cheating spouse / divorce, given up on humanity. I'd say they were mentally unstable

 They look quite normal to me except for Matilda the Pet Priest.



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When I was very young one of my aunts was married to a 'love rat'.

Well that's what I heard her call my uncle after she caught him cheating on her.



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My mum was always going to see a man about a dog.

I followed her one afternoon and she met a chap called Wilkinson. I heard him say that she shouldn't cross swords too eagerly again.

I grew up thinking my mum was having sex with the owner of Gillette and his dog called cross sword.

Turns out she didn't want me to know I had a dad and this Wilkinson bloke was her solicitor. It's a true story. No wonder life has made little sense since.



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