Here's one I usually keep to myself in polite society. The whole idea of paralympic sport is a joke. It's a joke on many levels. Its ultimate absurdity is in those swimming groups where some 'expert' decides one leg is equivalent to no arms or cerebal palsy or whatever. Its popularity has nothing to do with any sympathy for the disabled: it was thought up as a money-making ploy by marketing men and media hotshots. I wanted to be a great footballer but suffered from the disability of not being any good. I got over it.
Here's one I usually keep to myself in polite society. The whole idea of paralympic sport is a joke. It's a joke on many levels. Its ultimate absurdity is in those swimming groups where some 'expert' decides one leg is equivalent to no arms or cerebal palsy or whatever. Its popularity has nothing to do with any sympathy for the disabled: it was thought up as a money-making ploy by marketing men and media hotshots. I wanted to be a great footballer but suffered from the disability of not being any good. I got over it.
It seems like something Kempo has dreamed up while on a 3 month Nile cruise